Saturday, August 30, 2008
Peeps for Obama
Uncle Sam Peep delighted in feeding Barack Obama his lines during his acceptance of the Democratic presidential nomination.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Peeping for the People
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Poor Peep's Prozac
Monday, July 7, 2008
Sunday, July 6, 2008
Population Control Peep
Peep came to the conclusion that riding the free Ikea water taxi is starting to lose its appeal, especially when she has to waddle through an army of unruly children invading Ikea. Apparently, the "almost" recession has prompted parents in NYC to tighten their belts and take their children to an amusement furniture store instead of Astroland to entertain them on a summer's day.
So, she decided to take the plunge into the world of issue ads like the one above for the People for the Eradication of Stroller Nazis. Maybe the Chinese are onto something with the one-child rule. Maybe there should be a one unruly brat per day per family rule in the United States, where residents have the inalienable right to populate the planet with as many obnoxious offspring as they want. But if you break the rule in the U.S., you have a choice between spending an entire day trapped in one of those inflatable kiddie bouncing things with a bunch of unruly shrieking brats not related to you screeching at the top of their lungs and having a day-long stare-off with a room full of glaring Peeps.
Needless to say, Peep's day usually goes downhill if she's awoken at 8 a.m. by shrieking unruly brats loitering around her perch. She's all for peephood -- but RESPONSIBLE PEEP-rearing.
High-pitched sounds can drive both sane Peeps and dogs mad.
Friday, July 4, 2008
Nearly Creosote Peep
Peep celebrated having her apartment to herself with the roomie andboyfriend gone so she ordered and ate a large pizza and drank beer.
She nearly exploded a la Mr. Creosote but alas did not, sparing her loss of her security deposit to clean up the mess she would have left behind. You wonder why she would care after death by internal explosion.
Peep feared recreating the Mr. Creosote scene from Monty Python's Meaning of Life.
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