Poor Peep's Prozac

Peep was feeling a little stressed so she called in the peepies and stringed instruments to have a few cold ones.  

Uncle Sam Peep Wants You!!!!!

Peep fraternized with Ladies Liberty in Battery Park to celebrate the nation's birthday. 

Population Control Peep

Peep came to the conclusion that riding the free Ikea water taxi is starting to lose its appeal, especially when she has to waddle through an army of unruly children invading Ikea. Apparently, the "almost" recession has prompted parents in NYC to tighten their belts and take their children to an amusement furniture store instead of Astroland to entertain them on a summer's day.

So, she decided to take the plunge into the world of issue ads like the one above for the People for the Eradication of Stroller Nazis. Maybe the Chinese are onto something with the one-child rule. Maybe there should be a one unruly brat per day per family rule in the United States, where residents have the inalienable right to populate the planet with as many obnoxious offspring as they want. But if you break the rule in the U.S., you have a choice between spending an entire day trapped in one of those inflatable kiddie bouncing things with a bunch of unruly shrieking brats not related to you screeching at the top of their lungs and having a day-long stare-off with a room full of glaring Peeps. 

Needless to say, Peep's day usually goes downhill if she's awoken at 8 a.m. by shrieking unruly brats loitering around her perch. She's all for peephood -- but RESPONSIBLE PEEP-rearing.

High-pitched sounds can drive both sane Peeps and dogs mad.

Nearly Creosote Peep

Peep celebrated having her apartment to herself with the roomie andboyfriend gone so she ordered and ate a large pizza and drank beer.  

She nearly exploded a la Mr. Creosote but alas did not, sparing her loss of her security deposit to clean up the mess she would have left behind. You wonder why she would care after death by internal explosion.

Peep feared recreating the Mr. Creosote scene from Monty Python's Meaning of Life. 

Burger Peep

June Carter Peep was trying to find a way to scare away miscreants from the Nation of Peeps compound.  She decided that dressing up as BK would be the best way to creep out prospective perpetrators. 

Deconstructing Peep

Peep hasn't been feeling like herself these days -- ever since hell paid a visit to NYC. She's felt scattered and soft these days. She's out of focus and in need of a sharpening much like Mel below.  

Across the Pond Peep

Peep hasn't quite got her head around her new job as Buckingham Palace guard.  When they turn right, she turns left. Driving has been a biatch too. But she sure is sorted about her opinion on bobbies Peep! Peep! Peep!

Photo courtesy of photo2phantom at flickr.